(Netscape 3+ or MSIE 4+, 33.6kbps modem or better, 800X600 with many colors enabled, infinite patience, etc.)

WARNING: This will take a long time to load and might well 
BLOW YOUR MIND.

(AOL Browser, old versions of Netscape or MSIE, slow modems, low res, low color, don't care about art, etc.)

WARNING: If your hardware and software is that old, you may be
A LOST CAUSE.