Joe's AMAZING Relationship Problem Solver!
Welcome to JARPS 96!
Consult this page for any relationship problem you may have!
Just click on the button that answers (or at least comes close) the question! For example- if the question is "Does this involve another person?" and the answers are "Yes" and "No" and this does in fact involve another person, click on the "Yes" button.
Read it at your own risk!Joe's
AMAZING Relationship Problem Solver Mailbox!
Also, please read the disclaimer at the bottom.
Does this involve another person/significant other/boyfriend/girlfriend/neuterfriend?
DISCLAIMER!!!! PLEASE READ!!!
This is for entertainment purposes ONLY! Any advice given should be taken with a MAJOR grain of salt. I am not responsible for anything that may happen from using this problem solving system. I am not a professional, I have no training, I'm not even particularly good at handling my own relationships. So this is really just a joke. Don't believe everything that you read. Your mileage may vary. Each dealer negotiates its own prices. Please keep your hands in the car at all times. Do not tap on glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. Power tools are not an effective cure for headaches. If this were an actual emergency, this broadcast would be followed by official information and instructions. Keep your hands to yourself. Do not point. Please do not feed the animals. High Voltage, keep out! Contents under pressure, may explode. Not to be taken internally. Wait at least 1/2 hour after eating before using this. Please do not sue me.
Have a nice day.
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This page was last updated on Sat, Feb 3, 1996 at 11:57:35 AM.
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